A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Randomize
