the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
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They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
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Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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