her vagine was all disorganized.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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