I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
