My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
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Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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