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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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