i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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