To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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