return my video game
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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