Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i just google imaged poop.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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