She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
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I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
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I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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