Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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