Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
vagina is talking i cant
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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