This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
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you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
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Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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