Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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