careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Randomize
