i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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