Bisexual people are plain selfish.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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