how hairy? two words: wookie tits
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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