Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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