Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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