Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
In America we eat man semen.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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