She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
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The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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