margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
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I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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