the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
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Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
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So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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