trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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