im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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