Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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