Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
