Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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