She announced her abortion via fbk
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
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We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
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I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.