She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
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Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
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I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots