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Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Slut skills are useful in every country.
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Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
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when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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