who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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