Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
