some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
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will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
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Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
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Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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