i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.