David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.