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(585): View more from New York

I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.

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(585): I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town. http://tfl.nu/h13y

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Joe is yelling at the trees again.

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(760): Joe is yelling at the trees again. http://tfl.nu/dpjn

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(218): View more from Minnesota

You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you

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(218): You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you http://tfl.nu/pqp2

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(937): View more from Ohio

wtf. i just found you're porn stash.

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u like it?

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NOT THE POINT.

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(937): wtf. i just found you're porn stash. (1-937): u like it? (937): NOT THE POINT. http://tfl.nu/6tyf

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(650): View more from California

Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.

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(650): Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap. http://tfl.nu/3ryi

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.

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(617): i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it. http://tfl.nu/hw4z

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(315): View more from New York

She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...

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(315): She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this... http://tfl.nu/h8y9

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He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.

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(214): He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am. http://tfl.nu/wn9t

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He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...

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(717): He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again... http://tfl.nu/wz8h

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(914): View more from New York

I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken

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(914): I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken http://tfl.nu/q5lf

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(248): View more from Michigan

My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus

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(248): My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus http://tfl.nu/w26d

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Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"

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(484): Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME" http://tfl.nu/xsgw

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(786): View more from Florida

What vodka is american?

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Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.

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(786): What vodka is american? (1-786): Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july. http://tfl.nu/p6uy

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(678): View more from Georgia

It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.

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(678): It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces. http://tfl.nu/9y43

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Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?

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(203): Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish? http://tfl.nu/j5ph

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