i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
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she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us