remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
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