I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
my sisters under your porch take her home
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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