Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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