Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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