i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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