So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I don't think brook has ever known best
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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