That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
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My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
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i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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