Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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