Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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