question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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