Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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