Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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