You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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