It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
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Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
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The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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