i'm signing you up for texting rehab
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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