do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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