Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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