I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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