She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
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Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I'm way too hungover for life right now
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.