no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
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Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
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I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises