I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I think I just sharted jello shots
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