I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
God gave him joint rollers for hands
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Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
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I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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